A little about me.

Yep, That's Me

I am one crazy fat chic. I love to laugh, I love making new friends, and I LOVE Patti Ford!! Insane in the Mom Brain, go check her Blog out. But, you might wanna strap on a Depends first!

That being said, this is my first ever blog. I'm not sure why I never did before, I have lots to say. I hope you like having lots to hear. Some will be funny, some will be stupid, some may be sad but, this is my life. Hakuna Matata!

I am a Mom to three girls, ages 13, 12, and 10, who think I'm not at all cool, or awesome, but we know better. I, in fact, think I'm very cool and awesome, they just can't see it yet cause they have teenage brain. They'll come around. I'm married to my high school sweetheart, and I have a mini-weanie dog named Ella. She's very spoiled and thinks she's human. I work full time at a used car lot office, and boy do we have some winners come in here!! Wow! I like to watch Pro Wrestling, and John Cena is a wuss, Randy Orton is my boo thang, Cm Punk is my future baby daddy, and Cody Rhoades has a very nice butt.
I also love True Blood, and season five is coming on very soon! OMG I can't flippin wait!! Bill and Eric and Alcide Oh My!! What's gonna happen? Did Tara live or die?? O.O

I LOVE the color pink. It's my favorite-est color ever. I love Movies. My favorite ones are the ones with a twist. Where you're all like "Where the hell did that come from? I SO didn't see that coming!" But the Final Destination movies freak me out. Cause this past Saturday I went with my daughter to a field trip to Frontier City, in Oklahoma City, OK, and we were about to get on the Diamondback, and I was all "OK, if anyone has a premonition, let me know." And what the!! These poor sheltered kids had NO IDEA what I was talking about, so I just stood there feeling stupid! I hate when that happens! OMG really?!?!