The "Perfect" Parent

This is way out of left field. I just think things, and need to get them off my chest, so here goes:

I'm a Mom of three teenage girls. I know, right? I'm not a perfect parent. I know I'm not. Wanna know how I know? Cause there's no such thing.

The only perfect parent out there is the person with tons of theories, and zero children. Guess what smarty pants? Real, live children don't follow or give a good crap about theories. 

If you do not have children; If you are never around children; If you have no experience with children, then I don't wanna hear your theories on how to better raise mine. Keep your theories and opinions to yourself. 

Now, If you're someone that works with children, teaches children, or babysits children, then yes, tell me your theories because you probably do have a better idea of how to raise mine!! 

That's all. :) Have a nice day. 

My Back Hurts.

So on Thursday I will be going back to my Acupuncturist (who looks, and speaks exactly like Mr. Van Driessen from Beavis and Butthead, minus the long hair), and hopefully get some help with this stupid back pain. Yeah, it's not fun getting poked all over with needles, but it's really not fun living with back pain. I know, I know, lose some weight! Well, easier said than done. I don't know the first thing, or where to start. Plus, I'm lazy. And I love food.  There. I said it. Isn't that the first step? I don't like to exercise, cause...well, it takes effort. I don't like to walk, cause walking hurts my back. Standing upright hurts my back.

I have scoliosis, and I had sciatica that required surgery. The surgery helped with my sciatica, but not my back pain. It wasn't meant to help with the back pain. It helped with the crippling pain screeching down my right leg. I still have, and always will have back pain. I'm taking prescription narcotics for the pain, and I really don't enjoy taking narcotics. Maybe I'm not taking them right, but I just don't see how people get their rocks off taking narcotics. I get a horrible headache, and nausea. That is not fun! I don't get high, but I do get dizzy-headed. Kinda like after spinning in cirlces for a few seconds. Not fun!

My first visit with the acupuncturist was a little scary. I had some anxiety while he was poking needles in my arms, legs, feet, and ears. Yes, ears. I don't know, but he pissed some nerves off somewhere cause now I have a little sciatic pain in my left leg! Sheesh! I'm trying to lesson my current pain, not develop more. But, it was my first treatment, and there's lot of other places to stick, so we'll see.

I guess the point of all this is that I want to get off narcotics, be lazy, and eat myself into a stupor. Is that too much to ask?

A little about me.

Yep, That's Me

I am one crazy fat chic. I love to laugh, I love making new friends, and I LOVE Patti Ford!! Insane in the Mom Brain, go check her Blog out. But, you might wanna strap on a Depends first!

That being said, this is my first ever blog. I'm not sure why I never did before, I have lots to say. I hope you like having lots to hear. Some will be funny, some will be stupid, some may be sad but, this is my life. Hakuna Matata!

I am a Mom to three girls, ages 13, 12, and 10, who think I'm not at all cool, or awesome, but we know better. I, in fact, think I'm very cool and awesome, they just can't see it yet cause they have teenage brain. They'll come around. I'm married to my high school sweetheart, and I have a mini-weanie dog named Ella. She's very spoiled and thinks she's human. I work full time at a used car lot office, and boy do we have some winners come in here!! Wow! I like to watch Pro Wrestling, and John Cena is a wuss, Randy Orton is my boo thang, Cm Punk is my future baby daddy, and Cody Rhoades has a very nice butt.
I also love True Blood, and season five is coming on very soon! OMG I can't flippin wait!! Bill and Eric and Alcide Oh My!! What's gonna happen? Did Tara live or die?? O.O

I LOVE the color pink. It's my favorite-est color ever. I love Movies. My favorite ones are the ones with a twist. Where you're all like "Where the hell did that come from? I SO didn't see that coming!" But the Final Destination movies freak me out. Cause this past Saturday I went with my daughter to a field trip to Frontier City, in Oklahoma City, OK, and we were about to get on the Diamondback, and I was all "OK, if anyone has a premonition, let me know." And what the!! These poor sheltered kids had NO IDEA what I was talking about, so I just stood there feeling stupid! I hate when that happens! OMG really?!?!